The News Doesn’t Like Plot Twists

So there was a double-homicide in west campus a few days back. A guy and his girlfriend. Apparently they were really cool. The media seized upon it as this random horrific act… THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

Well it could happen to you if you deal large amounts of pot and you start leaning on a person who owes you thousands of dollars. So that came out today, but the Statesman’s still going along with their “poor kids, random act of violence story”.

Remember. Stay in school. Don’t do drugs.