So apparently the UT College of Fine Arts is hard up for money.  They have been blitzing my phone, mail, and now email with requests for my hard-earned money.  Well I have one thing to say to you College of Fine Arts:  If you wanted money, perhaps you should have cast me in your freakin’ mainstage plays!  Perhaps you shouldn’t have eliminated the BFA program, cutting in half the # of students you allowed into it, and pulled the rug out from under me half-way through my sophomore year!  Or perhaps you should have put some people into your BFA class that weren’t transfer students, basically showing that your own program SUCKED!  And then abandoned those of us who were BA’s, forcing us to scavenge for acting classes!  Then perhaps you’d get some of my moolah. 

Yeah, bastards, this is coming from the girl who is $25 away from having spent a $1000 on a Lifetime Texas Exes membership basically for the sticker!  (Although, now I’m more fancy-schmancy and plan to get a license plate holder).  And I plan to send my spawn to The University (really is there any other?), and I’m already thinking of ways to indoctrinate them from birth like I was.  And I won’t give you ONE RED CENT!  HA HA HA HA HA HA!

But who’s bitter?  That’s all in the past now, we’re all over all that…