\"Wow, are you having Twins?\"

So last night I ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time, since I was only about 10 weeks pregnant or so.  Well she saw me and said, “Wow, are you having twins?!”  I couldn’t believe it!  This girl must never have seen a pregnant lady, because I’m actually much smaller than most women are at my point due to my height.  I just said, “No, I’m having a baby in 8 and a half weeks!”  I wish I’d said what I really was thinking, which was, “Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve seen you too and you look like you’ve put on some weight.  You aren’t pregnant, are you?  No, then what’s YOUR excuse?”  But I didn’t.  I was nice.  Thankfully I’ve only gotten the “you’re huge” comment from my father and my husband.  So I’m pretty lucky.  Although a coworker said that I would BE huge by the time I quit working.  Thanks for the helpful comment, dude, like I don’t already feel like I can’t make it through doorways sideways. 

Speaking of, this was kind of funny, but Anna and Sean and I rode together to FronteraFest last night and I usually sit behind Anna because she’s shorter than Sean, but we realized we both couldn’t get by to get in on the same side of the car.  Ha!

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