Things I cannot wait to do after I\'m no longer pregnant

1)  Wear pants that do not fall down.  I have this thing called a Bella Band, but if I wear that, my internal organs get squeezed after a while and I get a backache, so I stop wearing it.  In fact, this afternoon, I took it off while at my desk and IT PULLED MY PANTS DOWN!  Thank God no one was out in the hallway!

2)  Drink a nice cold pint of beer.  I don’t even care what at this point, but front-runners would definitely be a Snake Bite (Cider and Harp), a Stella Artois, or a Boddingtons.

3)  Drink a margarita. Ahhh…

4)  Walk without Waddling.  I’m gonna’ strut! 

5)  Eat an italian sandwich with lots of greasy meats.  See, I have to have all lunch meat heated to prevent listeria, so I can never just go to the sandwich shop and order a sandwich.

6)  Drink a glass of Smoking Loon Syrah. 

7)  Find the smallest clearance between clothes racks at the store and walk between them.  Sideways. 

8)  Lie on my back.  A lot!


Comments

ashlita

2006-01-31T23:06:34.000Z

I had a few of their hot sandwiches while I was pregnant…they get them pretty steaming so it seemed alright.

kelli

2006-02-01T20:29:31.000Z

I am very torn about the whole lunchmeat thing.  I ate it when I was pregnant with Gilly sometimes and my doctor this last time said it was fine to eat it, and that he’d never had a patient in twenty years get sick from listeria.  Of course, given current events, part of me thinks IT WAS THE TURKEY!!  Anything to blame myself, right?  :)

Anyway, only a few more weeks till you can do all those fun things, except a lot of drinking if you plan to nurse.  But there’s always the pump ‘n’ dump.  Very helpful.

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