I chipped my front tooth on a glass this morning.  It’s one of the stupidier things I’ve done, although that is a very long list.  I was bringing the glass up to my lips to drink after brushing my teeth and rather than drinking like a normal person, I ram the glass into my front left tooth.  The glass won, my tooth lost.  It’s just the tip of my tooth, but I look like a snaggle-toothed Vampire.  Or a Dickensian orphan.  I’m going at 12:45 to the dentist but the receptionist didn’t give me much hope.  She said with tiny chips, usually the filling will fall right off.  So they probably can file it down and one tooth will be smaller than the other, or I can keep the chip.  As Tim so helpfully said, “It adds Character.”  Thanks sweetie!

Also, I was attacked by the anti-milk lobby.  You know those freaks who are anti-milk, not because they are lactose-intolerant, but just because, “it’s bad for you.”  Then the only evidence they can offer up is that some French doctor said that Americans have more heart attacks because we drink milk.  Or that they “don’t like the texture or taste.”  Yeah, come back to me in 30 years bub when I can sneak up on you and bop you on the head because you’re hunched over in half because you have osteoporosis.  Loser!  I’ll never try to drink my morning glass of milk in front of “the anti-milk lobbier” again.

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Comments

Tim

2005-07-14T15:13:41.000Z

At least they don’t have to get as many haircuts or cut their fingernails. Of course there is that Vitamin D deficency problem. Of course they probably wouldn’t got out in the sun if they drank milk, so they’ll probably have the Vitamin D problems in any case.

ashmita

2005-07-14T20:41:39.000Z

Ashley loves milk, always has.  But milk used to hurt Ashley’s tummy.  But suddenly in pregnancy it does not hurt Ashley’s tummy anymore.  El yay for horizon’s whole milk. mmmmmm

Boo to the anti-milk league.  Go suck on some rice.