I hate you Old Navy!
So Old Navy is the only place I’ve been able to find maternity jeans in tall. So I just ordered two more pairs with my Christmas money and was most excited to have enough jeans to last all week. Whoot! Everyday I could clothe the bottom half of my body! Then this morning I went to put them on and THEY DIDN’T FIT! I’d ordered the exact same fit that I already had, so I looked closely at the pants and noticed they are “stretch”. STRETCH? Who puts Stretch in maternity pants? Is this some sick joke? “Yeah, we know that you are bigger than normal and don’t really want anything to even touch your skin, much less constrict it, but really, we think that you should have jeans so tight they make your thighs feel like they are encased in sausage casings.” So I’m returning them, of course, and look online and discover: THEY HAVE ADDED STRETCH TO ALL THEIR MATERNITY JEANS! (at least the ones that come in tall). I hate you Old Navy, you bastards. I drove to Round Rock to shop from you, I ordered online from you, but now our relationship is severed. done. finite! How dare a pregnant tall woman with a curvy figure try to wear pants. What was I thinking! Argh! So I guess I’m going to try Penney’s next. They seem to have talls online, but they look like the “Mom Jeans” that SNL did the commercial for. Only 2.5 months to go, at least!
In happy news, the Longhorns squeaked out a win in the Rose Bowl last night. Yay! It was a nailbiter of a game and Tim and I watched all 4+ hours, riveted. And I had planned to go to bed early last night. Ha! Go horns!