I Dreamt I won the Lottery in my Maidenform Bra

Not really.  But I had an even better dream:  I dreamt I was a cast member of Saturday Night Live!  Unfortunately, I didn’t have a dream about actually being on the show, I had a dream I was at a New Year’s Eve party with the cast and we were discussing how the season was going.  Although I did get to see a clip of myself on the show.  I had longer hair and it was quite red.  I think my brain used a picture that I have up in my dining room from an AWD party.  I remember that the chick from Mad TV who plays Stuart’s mom was in the cast, but other than that I can’t remember anyone else, but it was a hodge podge of folks, most of whom you would never imagine would be on SNL.  It was a cool dream, because the party was at Hugh Hefner’s House (not the Playboy Mansion, apparently he kept two houses and this was the other one, although it did have a door marked “Playboy Bunnies”.  I guess that’s where he stored them).  The house was amazing and in the dream I kept thinking, “I can’t believe I’m at Hugh Hefner’s House and I’m on SNL!”  Sadly I woke up to the world where I am neither at Hugh Hefner’s House nor on SNL and where I had to go to work despite my lack of sleep:(

Oh, and for those of you following my jean saga (I know you all are), my jeans and pants arrived from Penney’s and they were horrendously tight.  So I returned them to the store and bought a pair at Penney’s in a size larger that are not as long as I would like, and a little straight in the leg, but wearable.  I know you’re all relieved to hear that.

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