that my shoulder blades will make excellent hunting weapons for post-apocalyptic mutant hunters.

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t

2005-01-27T19:26:17.000Z

Whoa, what a Biblically futuristic image that is.  Wasn’t it Samson who killed like a hundred men with the jawbone of an ass?

Julie

2005-01-27T19:38:00.000Z

What the F*** are you talking about?

T

2005-01-28T20:07:16.000Z

Oh holy crap!  And the zebras, my god, the zebras.

Tim

2005-01-28T20:47:39.000Z

And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.  Judges 15:16

Jeff

2005-01-31T18:03:29.000Z

I hear that’s going to be Mel Gibson’s next movie. Probably starring governor Schwarzenegger. Or maybe Bush, as he’s already slain well over a thousand men with the jawbone of an ass.

Sorry about the two weeks off. Didn’t see anything. This weekend:

10/1 - Death of a Cat
10/2 - Maufras and Frietag Take the Case

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mcoker

2004-10-03T09:18:54.000Z

hope you didn’t get covered in kool-aid

**UPDATE: Baka Gaijin was selected as one of the best pieces of the week and will have an encore performance Saturday, January 15th at 8pm

**Loaded Gun Theory will be performing E.D. Harrelson’s Baka Gaijin **at FronteraFest 2005.**We perform this Friday, January 14th at 8pm and are second. You can make reservations at 479-PLAY, make them early, FronteraFest tends to sell out.
It’s a comedy of what happens when two friends (stupid tourists) venture into Old World Asia (middle of nowhere) through the sunny (hot), tropical (rainy) jungle (snake-infested trees) on a quest for the finest (sub-standard) local cuisine (woof!). The only question… do you still leave a tip if the waiter commits seppuku? Featuring Travis Holmes, Julie Winston-Thomas and Tiffany Taylor, and directed by Timothy Thomas. Originally appeared as a Staged Reading at Spawn Of Slapdash in July 2004. Come out and see it as a fully realized scene!

Loaded Gun Theory will be holding the next round of auditions for their February play “I Am Alpha” this coming Tuesday, December 14th at 7:00 pm at the Daugherty Arts Center. For those of you who couldn’t make it, didn’t hear about it in time, or otherwise missed out on last week’s auditions, this is a second chance to be a part of a fabulous new play.

We are looking for men and women of various ages, ranging from 18-60. Actors are strongly encouraged to check out the script, which can be found on the Auditions page. Email us at auditions@loadedguntheory.com or call 280-2156 for an appointment. The show runs from February 10 - 20 at Arts on Real. Please note that there will NOT be rehearsal during the holidays.

LGT is having Auditions for Travis Holmes’ new play “I Am Alpha”. You can find out more on the [Auditions](/node-pages/lgt/auditions/) page. Unfortunately the Chronicle has listed the Auditions as being on Sunday the 5th and Monday the 6th. The Auditions are actually on Monday the 6th and Tuesday the 7th. We apologize for any inconvenience.

• Loaded Gun Theory will also be presenting a new play by Travis Holmes in February at [Arts on Real](/node-pages/lgt/other/venues/arts-on-real/).
• For Frontera Fest this year we have a full staging of E.D. Harrelson’s [Spawn of Slapdash](/node-pages/lgt/shows/spawn-of-slapdash/) piece BAKA GAIJIN.

November 2nd is your last chance to vote. If you don’t know where to vote in Travis County go here:

[Verify Voter Registration](http://www.traviscountytax.org/showVoterNameSearch.do)

You can search for your name. Once you find your Voter Registration it will tell you where your polling location is.

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Noel Harrelson

2005-03-22T23:07:36.000Z

Thanks to your reminder, I voted---and I learned today (3/22/05) that mine has finally been counted.

---A concerned patriot in Florida---

November 2nd is your last chance to vote. If you don’t know where to vote in Travis County go here:

http://www.traviscountytax.org/showVoterNameSearch.do

You can search for your name. Once you find your Voter Registration it will tell you where your polling location is.

I’m going to try to start writing down what theater I’m seeing so other people can show up if they want and know they have someone to sit with. Also so that I can encourage others to see more theater.

Friday 9/10 - [Bell, Book and Candle](http://www.onstagetheatreco.org/) at the [Dougherty Arts Center](http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/dougherty/)
Saturday 9/11 - Ham at [Hyde Park Theater](http://www.hydeparktheatre.org/)

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carl

2004-10-01T20:46:28.000Z

…didn’t you see them there shows like a few weeks ago?  You seein’ em again or some such?  Come by the Crazy Lady afterwards and we’ll watch a real show!  Whoa boy!

*[Missing Image: Copyright Police Logo]*

Copyright Denied - Loaded Gun Theory’s new play by Timothy Thomas takes place in our future, just after corporations finally succeed in owning everything. Hillary finishes each novel only to find that her stories have been written, sold, and brought to market by someone else. When the Copyright Police confiscate her latest manuscript, Hillary discovers that her political thriller may be more fact than fiction. But will her heroine follow the plotted course, or deviate for that killer ending Hillary truly wants? Have the encounters with corporate drones, crazy reporters and political conspiracies finally pushed Hillary to the brink of insanity, or is she the only one who can see the truth?

Mark your calendar for [Copyright Denied](/node-pages/lgt/shows/copyright-denied/) September 17th - 19th and 23rd - 26th. Sunday shows are at 2pm, all other shows are at 8pm. Tickets are 10 dollars. [Reservations](http://www.loadedguntheory.com/reservations/) are being accepted.