I’ve been trying to figure out why so many people I talk to feel so confident about their jobs. How they can keep morale up while most of their friends are on unemployment. While one could see it as either a sign of fanatical faith in their employer or complete stupidity, I have to come to the conclusion that is something much simpler. The average American voter is a Repressed Homosexual. I realize this may be hard for some people to take (especially many who are Repbulican), but how else to explain the large numbers of people who are pro tax-cut but are not earning any money to tax? Obviously there is a large amount of the American Public that feels something is missing in their life, and is looking to get it from the American Government. It seems clear to me that this is why we suddenly have so many articles about the “Gaying” of America. Why everyone is now watching shows about Homosexuals or Home Recorating or both. I urge the American public to come out of the closet, so we can put this horrible “recovery” behind us, and actually get on with the process of “employing” people. So we can stop launching “missles” at foreign countries and get them back in our bedrooms where they belong. It is time to admit who we are and stop accepting the bribery checks from the U.S. government. After all, they’ve already sent out one for each spouse and child. How long can $300 keep you wife’s mouth shut? How long can $1000 keep your child from saying the dardnest things? One of these days you won’t have any more money to give, and the word will be out - You vote a “Straight Sodomy” ticket.