We were discussing lawn maintenance standards at the Overland Park Home Owner’s Association meeting last night. It went poorly. Let’s just say that there’s no way I can maintain a grass lawn to their standards. Time to get back to work on ripping out more grass…
But… we did have a rather comical interlude while discussing runners. You know those pieces of St.Augustine grass that crawl over the sidewalk? The current language in the bylaws is “No Runners on the concrete”. Someone pointed out I only hate that language because I’m a runner. Which led to the hilarious image of Earline our Management Company Representative driving around the neighborhood in her monster SUV and slamming her door into people running on the sidewalk knocking them off into the grass… “That’s a citation for you… *SLAM*, and for you… *SLAM*”