Ouch jalapenos hurt. I think that you are perhaps supposed to chop them wearing plastic gloves, cause you can’t get the oil off just by washing your hands. I’ve now got them in my lungs. I touched my lips last night and burned my lips. I got them in my eyes and had a dickens of a time getting my contacts in this morning. Those things are evil…

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mcoker

2005-05-03T01:41:57.000Z

the word dickens isn’t used nearly enough

freakin out

2005-05-19T19:50:13.000Z

ah yes… the only good reason to smear a paste made of flour and milk all over your face, inside your nose and ears, and snort heavy cream like it’s cocaine…