In a move sure to irritate James Cameron, late Wednesday night, President Bush and top advisors started a publicity campaign unparalled in modern history. As a promotional move meant to draw attention to Timothy Thomas’ comedy ‘Scaping the Goat’, President Bush created a full scale military campaign unrivaled since his father’s production of “Desert Storm”. “We are committed to providing the artistic support necessary to foster our artistic communities throughout the country,”  Ari Fleischer said during a press conference Wednesday afternoon. “We felt that ‘Scaping the Goat’ was a perfect oportunity to showcase our feelings about the value of theater in modern American life.” They feel confident that their military campaign will be wrapped around the same time ‘Scaping the Goat’ closes on April 5th.