A Helpful Guide to Your Position on Healthcare Reform

  1. Check your investments.
  2. Do you have investments? (Yes - goto 3, No - goto 10)
  3. Do you have health care investments? (Yes - goto 4, No - goto 10)
  4. Store your annual rate of return in field A
  5. Check your health care plan.
  6. Do you have a health care plan? (Yes - goto 7, No - goto 10)
  7. Store your annual rate increase in field B
  8. Is field B less than field A (Yes - goto 9, No - goto 10)
  9. You have made a good investment and should be against health care reform.
  10. You are for health care reform.

It’s interesting to me that the anti-tax group seems to be the anti-health care reform group. So they’re unwilling to pay anything for government services, but if it is a private service they expect, nay demand, to pay through the nose for it!

Comments

katherine catmull

2009-07-30T00:58:00.000Z

this is EXCELLENT

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