Yesterday was my last exam.  Whoo hoo!  So I left work early, absolutely exhausted, and flopped own on the couch to eat a PB&J and watch Rurouni Kenshin, which is a tad bit on the juvenile side for my tastes, but I have this thing for red-headed Samurai with big eyes, small mouths and Canadian accents, but the problem with watching Rurouni Kenshin is that you have to sit through annoying kid-marketed commericals, and the only reason that happens is because they edit the shit out of Kenshin and put it on at 5:30, and it is a total fucking shame because that means that all that great drama of the Meiji Restoration and the divide between the new merchant class and the old feudal system which brought about the Ishtashi revolution (as dramatized by the ronin wanderers of the Sekighara battle) that makes Rurouni Kenshin such a great fucking action/drma is totally lost in translation because American kids are too fucking stupid to sit still and actually use their fucking heads to understand the depth of such a story, but anyway…I had to sit through the commercials because I was too tired (or too lazy, take your pick) to find the remote between the couch cushions, so I just sat there like a good little consumer when I saw it, the most sick and twisted product ever marketed toward children…The Water Worm.  It’s this giant rubber “worm” that can squirt water up to 30 feet.  But let me tell you what this worm looks like.  The commercial has an older “daddy” type holding a giant peachy-erection purple worm that, from the distance he was standing, looked exactly like a giant double-dong dildo, and I do not exaggerate because a giant double-dong dildo is pretty distinctive in shape and hard to mistake…I’m not saying that I own a double-dong dildo, but I have seen them and they are very intimidating.  But it gets worse, the Worm Wrangler then proceeds to stroke his worm, hold it against his crotch (I kid you not) and then ejaculate water all over the camera lens.  Then he started to ejaculate his worm onto the kids, then they started ejaculating their worms onto each other.  SICK AND TWISTED I TELL YA!!!  I really want to know who thought that a giant spooj-shootin’ phallus would make a great toy for children.  Sheesh!