Hey!  To all you freaks out there peddling girl scout cookies, whether ye be actual girl scouts standing out in front of a Blockbuster video or HEB grocery store harassing all those who enter and exit said establishments with your colorful boxes of calories, or whether ye be parents of girl scouts who bring large boxes containing smaller boxes of assorted flavors of cookies to the office to sell off to the various cube-dwellers and who discuss the horrors of being a a girl scout parent during girl scout cookie season with other parents of girl scouts while riding up the elevator in the morning and making me listen to ye: Educate yourselves!  Come see LGT’s newest piece of work, I Am Alpha, and learn more then yeever knew even existed about the demographics and marketing strategies of cookie sales as perpetrated by members of paramilitary all-girl organizations and their parents.

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Comments

Julie

2005-01-28T20:44:55.000Z

You have access to Girl Scout Cookies?  I love Girl Scout cookies.  Pick me up a couple of boxes of samoas (I will NOT refer to them by their new pagan name “Carmel delites”) and I’ll be your best friend!