Apparently, somewhere along the way, somebody decided that we were interested in and wanted to read news articles about the misplacement of virginity committed by two soul-sucking two-dimensional pop-stars whose music adds not one iota of warmth or good or meaning to this sick world, nay, it sucks those things right out of our spirits whenever we’re subjected to them.  Somebody decided that it was acceptable, even normal for journalists to pursue this information.  I didn’t vote for this.  I have better things to do.  We all have better things to do.  The human race has more important matters at hand.  Keep that in mind at all times.  Thank you.