I just poured the last cup of coffee from the coffee pot in the break room, but didn’t start another pot brewing. 

Considering that I brew up an average of about one pot per day around this place, I don’t really see my coffee karma dropping too low any time soon.

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Comments

ex-Coffee Man

2005-03-29T17:08:52.000Z

When I was addicted I would have perhaps been forced to kill you with a coffee stir for even posting this. Now do I don’t care…

Julie

2005-03-29T17:19:38.000Z

Dude, I came in this morning and the coffee pot was completely empty.  Not like, well there’s a half cup left, so it’s debateable…  but BONE DRY.  Did you sneak in my office and do this instead of in your own?  I was pissed because, like you, I often make a full pot.  Even though I only drink one cup.  I suspect it was Neil.  He makes really shitty coffee and has been publicly humiliated for it, so I bet once he drank the last cup, he just snuck off without making more.  I guess I’ll cut him a little slack, as this morning he regaled me with not one, but TWO stories of his daughter playing with her poo.  She’s got an obsession with this and I have heard many stories about her poo-adventures.  I liked the one he told this morning where she ran downstairs after pooing in the bathroom and leaving her pull-up on the floor and then ran downstairs to the kitchen and started rubbing her butt (which was covered in poo) on their plant saying, “it’s cold, it’s cold!”  Once they finally figured out what was going on, they ran upstairs to discover more poo-mess in the bathroom. 

How did we get from coffee to poo?  i do not know.

Your Boss

2005-03-29T17:46:15.000Z

So that was you who left the coffee dry.