I know my loyal fans are screaming for an update.  My agent called up this morning and told me that my lack of an update is beginning to have an adverse effect on a global scale.  Apparently a massive riot broke out last night in Quito that destroyed a television set and left the El Zulu bar with three broken glasses.  I can't tell you how heartbroken I am to hear about this devastation.  Those poor Ecuadorians.  They love me more than their llamas.

So to my admirers, both present and future,...Peace.  And as soon as I have five minutes to myself, I shall provide an update that you shan't forget.

...Unless there's something really good on TV.